Why You’re Kind Of Lame (Based On Your Birth Month)
Everyone has blind spots, annoying habits, and traits that can occasionally drive other people absolutely insane. Whether it is emotional overreactions, stubbornness, insecurity, or a tendency to avoid responsibility, nobody is perfect all the time. Of course, birth month personality theories take these flaws and crank them up for entertainment, turning everyday bad habits into hilariously dramatic call-outs.
This ranking is not meant to be taken too seriously, but it might hit a little too close to home anyway. Ready to get roasted by your birth month? Keep reading to discover why your personality is supposedly kind of lame.
April
You have no idea how to deal with your feelings or channel your emotions. You’re all over the place. Please do everyone a favor and CALM DOWN.
May
Everything doesn’t have to be your way all the time!! Just because someone does something differently than you doesn’t mean it’s wrong. Also, we get it – you’re independent AF (and no one cares).
June
Please grow up. Seriously. Stop following everyone else around, stop changing your mind every 2 seconds and get a backbone. Going with the crowd doesn’t make you cool. It’s also not ‘cute’ to not know how to do anything for yourself.
July
Your sensitivity makes me want to SCREAM. Please, do everyone a favor and stop taking everything so darn personally. No one wants to be around someone who always feels like ‘poor me :(‘ and is constantly throwing themselves pity parties. The world sucks! Welcome, we’re glad you could make it!
August
Stop. Asking. For. Compliments. It is exhausting always trying to feed your ego and you smother people for them. Compliments aren’t going to fill the voids in your life! And seriously, no one is going to give a darn if your hair isn’t perfect.
September
Sorry hun but no one is perfect and no one is ever going to meet your insane expectations. Your personality in general just kind of sucks and that’s why you turn a lot of people off (pro tip: stop whining and complaining so much). Take it down a notch, princess.
October
Stop being so dependent and pushy. No one wants someone who is constantly up in their business. Take a breather and go figure out how to be alone for a little while. And deal with your feelings while you’re at it!!
November
I can feel your ego from here and I don’t like it one bit. If someone else has done it, you’ve done it twice and you’ve done it better. We get it, we also get why no one likes you (no one likes a liar). Please stop talking now.
December
The world isn’t all about you and the day you realize that you will (maybe) stop being such a horrible person!! You are so painfully shallow.
January
January natives are horrible people, honestly. Chill your temper, stop being so lame and moody. Do you even have a good, fun side anywhere in you? You make me and everyone else so uncomfortable!!
February
You think you’re super cool and have it all together but you’re actually super lame. You need to grow up, stop pretending you’re still 18 and move on with your life. Responsibility won’t kill you!
March
Put down the bottle and try to love yourself a little (a lot) more. You’re ruining your own life and making yourself miserable because of your own decisions.