January Nelson
January (aka Jan Jan) writes and writes. Then writes more. And continues to write. She helps run the Collective World TikTok and edited a book about all the zodiac signs.
8 Questions with
January Nelson
1
Where do you draw inspiration from?
Mostly Facebook posts and YouTube comments; occasionally my dreams or a bottle of pinot grigio.
2
You’re hosting a dinner party this Friday and can invite five people. The catch: These diners can be anyone, dead or alive. You also don’t need to know them IRL. That said, who are you having over?
Cat Marnell, Swami Sivananda, Brandon Flowers, Ronald Regan, and Yoko Ono.
3
What was the last thing you read that moved you?
I thought this book on dating and loving yourself was useful; but my dating life is still actually a complete mess. So maybe not.
4
If AIM was still A Thing, what would your away message be?
Jan Jan not in the house. Out on the abanonded oil rig.
5
What would the title of your memoir be?
Oops, I Accidentally [Censored] at My [Censored]: And Other Funny Stories.
6
How would your best friend describe you?
Really really toxic Scorpio energy.
7
Favorite word, and why?
January. Or Jan-Jan. Or Ary. Because that’s my name.
8
If you could give one piece of advice to everyone in the world, what would you say?
Writing is not unlike exotic dancing.
Traits
Zodiac Big Three:
Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius rising
MBTI:
I don’t like Myers–Briggs, I’m all about that zodiac
Pronouns:
She/Her
Current Era:
Writing articles 24/7
User (Or Not) Of Oxford Comma:
Lame question.
Favorite Emoji:
🕳️
Articles by
January Nelson
How Each Birth Month Acts When They’re Catching Feelings
Why You’re Better Off Without Him (Based On His Toxic Birth Month Qualities)
How You Are When You’re Excited (Based On Your Birth Month)
Birth Months Ranked By Who Plans Ahead And Who Wings It
Birth Months Ranked From Low To High Maintenance
Horoscope For Today: Thursday, July 9, 2025
4 Birth Months Who Never Get Promoted To Girlfriend Status
Birth Months Ranked From Adventurous To Homebodies
Ranking The Birth Months By Who Is Hardest To Fall In Love With
