13 Men Reveal What They Didn’t Know About Women Until Marrying One
“When women complain it doesn’t always mean they want you to fix it, or that they’ve come to a negative conclusion. It’s just thinking out loud, in a way that most guys don’t.” — conejon
“That it really /is/ the thought that counts. At least, with the right woman. A random candy bar when she was having a bad day often meant way more than a very nice meal/evening out.” — 20sidedhumorist
“Foreplay begins way before being in bed, maybe even with the first impression.” — Grindcoaccion
“How much they shed. Two women in my house (wife and daughter) and once a month I have to pull a disgusting hair ball the size of a large rat out of the shower drain. It’s like I live with Chewbacca.” — JesseB342
“The buttons on their shirts are on the other side. It’s a history thing! Back in the day, rich ladies didn’t dress themselves, their maids did. So with the buttons on the other side, it makes it easier for the person standing across you to button it since most people are right handed. And that just stuck until today.” — dorkodrago
“Periods can be really debilitating for some and a complete nothing-burger for others.” — Pliers-and-milk
“Tampons are super absorbent. She came home one day and the sink was full of saturated tampons because I was just amazed by how much water one can hold. I was chastised and sent immediately out to buy more. Totally worth it.” — Shinylittlelamp
“That most women’s clothing doesn’t have pockets, and they’re very bitter about it.” — tenest
“How soft they are. I know I know. But when I was younger it didn’t hit me until my first time just how much softer they were than me. Also cold. Women I’ve known all seem to get cold very easy. It’s great. They’re like the ultimate cool side of the pillow. And my big warm ass is appreciated for frozen fingers and feet. Everybody wins.” — Envy_The_King
“How impervious to hot water they are! My wife’s shower seems permanently set at scalding. Washing the dishes – scalding! Bath water- scalding No sexy time in the shower here, I value not melting my skin!” — forget_i_was_here
“Bras don’t go in the dryer.” — relaxyourshoulders
“That breast milk comes out of multiple ducts on the nipple not just one. The first time my wife showed us with our first child and little streams went all different directions…it was so weird and surprising.” — ovingit9696
“Vaginas are acidic, to the point it fucks up their underwear. I had no clue about this until my wife and I moved in together. It’s completely normal. A normal vaginal pH is between 3.8 and 5. A pH level within this range can help to keep bacterial and fungal infections at bay. This range is moderately acidic. What is considered a ‘normal’ vaginal pH level varies by age. A woman of reproductive age would have a normal vaginal pH between 4.0 to 4.5 while women who have yet to begin menstruating or who are postmenopausal may have a normal vaginal pH higher than 4.5.” — odakat