The Reality Dating Show You’d Totally Win Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: The Bachelorette

There’s something thrilling about the idea of a sea of men fighting for you. You don’t have to compete with any other women (though it wouldn’t have been much of a competition if you had), and all you need to do is sit back and watch the men scramble. Of course, you’ll be nice. You actually want to find love. But it doesn’t hurt that you’re the object of so many guys’ attention, either.

Taurus: Married at First Sight

You’re ready to settle down and you’re not really interested in the drama that permeates most of these reality dating shows. If it means that you end up married and can start living your quiet homebody lifestyle, you’d kill it at Married at First Sight. I’m not saying you’re super agreeable and “don’t want the drama,” but I’m kind of saying that.

Gemini: Love Island

Drama? Check. Showing off in front of a bunch of potential suitors? Check. Sexy intrigue? Double check. You don’t want to fall in love on TV, but you certainly don’t mind messing around while soaking up massive rays and maybe falling in lust with someone with a British accent. You aren’t going to change your whole life by being on this show, but that’s perfectly fine with you.

Cancer: The One That Got Away

You spend a lot of time thinking about your exes, so why not see if you could start something up with one of them. You’ll be confronted with people from your past who have mad crushes on you–and you love that idea. If for nothing else, you can finally unload all the feelings you’ve been trying to pack into that heart of yours. Talking about feelings with people you already know? Yes, please.

Leo: Too Hot to Handle

You love attention and you love a challenge. You might even be down to sabotage a few people on your way to the final episode. Despite how horny you might be while walking onto the beach, your need to come out on top will override any desire to break the “no sex” rule. You’ll be walking away with the money and a huge fanbase–just how you’ve always dreamed.

Virgo: Catfish

You’ll skip the traditional dating shows, thanks. You’re more likely to catfish a random guy on the other side of the country than sign up to be filmed all day. Yes, you’re the catfish in this scenario–not the unsuspecting victim. You might be hiding behind a persona because you aren’t happy with who you are, or maybe you’re just bored. Either way, Nev Schulman is about to knock on your door.

Libra: Dating Around

Give yourself a nice break and basically experience Tinder in real life. But instead of swiping through a sea of terrible people and having to base your entire decision on a few curated pictures and a paragraph of nonsense, you can have someone choose people for you. Just sit back and go on date after date until you find the one. You deserve it.

Scorpio: Love is Blind

You hate the idea of giving a bunch of personal information before someone will even think of choosing you. You’re secretive and want to keep it that way. That’s why hiding behind a screen and only saying what you want to say is the perfect dating experience for you. And if they don’t like the scraps that you throw their way? Then they’re not right for you, anyway.

Sagittarius: Are You The One?

You’re not that into the idea of commitment, which makes this your perfect dating reality show. Sip mimosas on the beach while you try to puzzle out which guy the production thought would be your perfect match. And if you end up kissing a few other people along the way? Well, that’s just a bonus.

Capricorn: The Circle

This isn’t exactly a dating show, but anything can happen on The Circle. Flex your powers of manipulations by sending messages to anyone who will have you. Even if you don’t come in as a catfish, you’ll likely be causing some drama either way. And if you manage to fall for one of the other people in the circle? That’s just icing on the cake.

Aquarius: Bachelor in Paradise

You’re not really down to fall in love or talk about feelings. But a free vacation and occasionally fooling around with fellow hot people? Why not! Hang out in the sand, get in a fight or two, and ride it out while going on island adventures. It’ll probably end up being your best vacation yet.

Pisces: The Bachelor

You don’t really want to be the center of attention like in The Bachelorette–being one of 20 women in The Bachelor is more your speed. Even if you don’t end up falling for the guy, you can make a bunch of friendships with the other girls. You’re going to love the group dates! And if drama happens, you’ll be right there to console whoever’s getting attacked.