4 Zodiacs Who Host The Best Parties
LEO
Leo’s parties are all about being seen with anyone worth being seen with. No one lucky enough to get an invite has something ‘better to do’ or anywhere they’d rather be, a Leo party is guaranteed to be the event of the year. Everyone spends hours worrying about what to wear, and no one would dare risk being the first to show up. There is an unspoken etiquette and the wildest expectations for where the night could lead. It could be the night you fall in love or the wildest night of your life depending on how you choose to play your cards. The only guarantee is that it will be a night you end up talking about for months, if not years to come.
VIRGO
A Virgo party is a lavish event. No detail is unplanned, no thoughtful touch left undone. The evening is intimate, the group carefully curated for optimum comfort and conversation. You better bet you ass there’s a seating chart and table settings. If you can’t pronounce crudités or have never tasted Sancerre, you will before the time you leave. Virgo gives you the taste of the good life, introduces you to the finer things, the beautiful things, the things that taste good. They’ll make you feel at home, satisfying your every whim before you can even identify them. You will float home realizing not a thing was missing or out of place the entire evening, wondering if it really happened, or if it was just a dream.
SAGITTARIUS
A Sagittarius’ soirée is sloppy and sardonic, spontaneous and sultry, all at the same time. The crowd is eclectic, the drinks thrown together at the last minute, but you’ll find yourself strangely attracted to everyone in the room. Someone will inevitably have flown in from another country just for the occasion, and the playlist will consist of songs in more languages than you knew existed. Ironic hors d’oeuvres will be all the rage, and in between bites of pizza rolls and dino nuggets, someone will pass you a hookah or a bottle of soju. You’ll join in on a game you’ve never heard of before talking about politics a cousin on the couch, before finding your soulmate in a wallflower who invites you to join them in a quiet corner.
SCORPIO
A Scorpio’s party is an aphrodisiac in and of itself. Dim lighting, candles, and vinyl set the stage, and the martinis flow all night long. Everyone looks stunning in the most effortless way, like they rolled out of bed with lusty lashes and red lipstick, and no one talks above a husky whisper. A twisted tango of seducers and the seduced, you won’t even realize what’s happening until someone is holding your hand convincing you they can read your palm, but the more obvious immediate future is written simply on your face. If you’re not going home with them tonight, you will be on another night not far from now. You have fallen prey inside an inescapable web, one you find not altogether unpleasant.