4 Zodiacs Beginning The Steamiest Life Chapter They’ve Ever Experienced This Month

VIRGO

Virgo has finally met someone who is able to get them out of their head and into their body. Someone who isn’t intimidated by their loud mouth and judgmental comments. Someone who doesn’t cower in fear and pushes back on Virgo in stubborn defiance. At first, Virgo literally can’t stand this haughty attitude, that is until they realize how much it turns them on. By the time they realize how sexually charged this power struggle has been, it’s bound to get physical, and to such an extent and frequency that Virgo will forget to water their plants or clean out the fridge. Thank god for everyone who would normally feel their wrath as a result, they’ll be too blissed out to even care.

PISCES

If Pisces were a business, their imagination would be their intellectual property, and as a franchise it would bring in the millions, serving as the core of their identity. So when Pisces finds a partner who can tap into that jackpot, it’s the equivalent of a superhero cross-over blockbuster. Together, they script out the relationship before it even gets started. They imagine the tension and the chemistry in their minds before they ever act on it. Because they’re able to share this psychic bond, it accentuate and heightens everything to such a degree, that by the time the first kiss arrives, they feel like they’re going to literally pass out from over stimulation. Half the fun is that they know they are both experiencing everything in extremes together.

GEMINI

Gemini is so hot and heavy with their new boo, they are showing up to work with dark circles under their eyes from lack of sleep, and in dire circumstances, calling in “sick” because they are so spent, in more ways than one, that the mere thought of engaging with the real world is too much for them to bear. Gemini refuses to be pulled from their love “bubble” prematurely. They know this period of infatuation, hormones, and endorphins will eventually run its course, so for the time being, they plan on enjoying every second of it while they can. Conference calls and e-mails will have to wait until they’ve slowly made their way back down to earth. It might take awhile, so a good out of office message couldn’t hurt.

SCORPIO

Just when Scorpio thought things couldn’t get any hotter, they finally meet someone who seems able to keep up with their sexual energy and philosophy. It’s refreshing for Scorpio to be able to jump right in, without needing to help their partner work up the confidence to feel comfortable in their own body, or reframe any negative ideas about sex. This person understands timing perfectly. Where Scorpio is usually the master of letting things build up slowly over time, one second of eye contact with this person makes Scorpio feel like they’ve completely lost every shred of self-control. Scorpio has been waiting for someone who could reciprocate everything they bring to the table, only to find it’s almost too hot to handle.